draixenswexll:

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

I am now opening commissions and will not be taking any more requests until further notice.

“Why?!”
Because I owe some people money…and they’re asking for it…

“Well…how much are they?” 
Prices go as follows 
(USD):

People/Humans:

  • Sketch: $0.50
  • Sketch + Pencil Shading: $1.00
  • Lined: $3.00
  • Lined + Color or Pencil Shading: $3.00
  • Lined + Color + Background: $5.00
  • Extra People: +$1.00 each

Ponies:

  • Sketch: $1.00
  • Sketch + Pencil Shading: $1.50
  • Lined: $2.00 (Pencil Shading: +$0.50)
  • Lined + Flat Color: $4 (Pencil Shade Background: +$0.50)
  • Lined + Flat Color + Flat Background: $5.00
  • Lined + Full Color + Shading + Full Background: $7.00
  • Extra Ponies: +$2.00 each
AND FROM MAY 15th TO JUNE 15th YOU GET A FREE BOOKMARK** WITH EVERY PURCHASE!!!

“What do lined and flat color mean?” Lined: I go over the pencil with a marker or ink pen (Your choice!)
Flat color: No shading to the color, it’s all one shade. 

“Why do ponies cost more than people?”
Because I can actually draw ponies. People are harder for me to draw, so it may not turn out as well as a pony would. I still give every picture my all though! so, don’t worry about receiving a crappy piece of crap crap.

“How would I ask for a commission?”
You could send me an e-mail with the subject as “Commission” (draixen@yahoo.com) or you could chat with me about it on Skype (draixen) or you could even send me a message in my ask box!

“How do I buy one of these awesome commissions??”
Simple! Just send the amount agreed upon to my PayPal account (draixen@yahoo.com) or send me a cash/money order (I’ll let you know how when the time comes)! (No cash/paper money accepted. Sorry!)

**”What’s this I hear about bookmarks?”
Yes! I will also make you a bookmark for free with every commission! these bookmarks are also completely up to you! (i.e. You tell me exactly what to put on it and I’ll make it!) Here’s a few examples of one I made earlier. (You could also buy one of these separately for $1.00 each)

“That’s it? You’re pretty open with this!”
 
Well, like I said, I really need the money, but I also aim to please. So, that’s why I’ll do whatever you want in every commission (Yes, even NSFW content)!

Every commission you make will be uploaded digitally for everyone to see (you can request it not to be uploaded if you like) and sent directly to you in the mail for no extra cost!

Once I reach my goal ($150.00) I will open requests once again, as well as keeping commissions open! Also, don’t worry, this will not effect my normal question answering or story arc(s).

Also, if you’d like, there is a little donate button if you would like to toss me some pocket change to help! Every penny counts!

If you reblog this, I thank you SO SO SOOOOOOO much for the help!!

Thank you for reading this! (I know it’s really, really long, but there’s a lot of important stuff up there!)

Now this I can get behind.  Signal Boost!  I’m off to play some more Diablo III.

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yinyangzen:

This is embarrassing seems like someone recorded me and my brother trying to walk for the first time after we merged.

((Made by Jack of JackandJilly))

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A Blind Read of The Great Scam - by Nightfreeze (part 6)

(Warning : NSFW Language and not Pony related)

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Don’t make me regret this please…

I was going to save this until after The Great Scam (wow, that sounds really bad out of context hahah) but knowing how forgetful I am, I might as well announce it now.

I’m allowing anonymous questions for Jack and Jilly.

I never wanted to do this knowing that I don’t really have the thickest of skin but this is my last resort.  If this doesn’t get Jack and/or Jilly questions, nothing will.

Be specific for who you’re directing the question at please.  If Jack and/or Jilly’s name isn’t attached to the question then I’ll decide who you’re directing the question at, just a heads up.

Example Question : “Jilly : Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?”

Thank you and Enjoy!

P.S.: You can also ask the Author too or any of my other characters, just be specific for who you’re asking.

Example Question : “Author : How did you come up with Jack and Jilly?”

Fine…

I guess I’ll stay.  I don’t see what y’all see in me but I guess I’m doing something right.  I’ll just stop auditioning for now cause that’s been getting to my head too much it seems.

Also this little ‘fit’ of mine wasn’t all in vain.  As thanks, I’ve changed my mind about something.  Free Audio Episodes aren’t just for new followers only anymore.  Instead anyone can send me a message and I’ll consider doing a episode about it (Follow the guidelines in ‘Get Your Own Episode’ please http://askjackandjilly.tumblr.com/getyourownaudioepisode ).  If you don’t like the idea of a raffle there’s always the choice of doing a paid audio episode.

Thanks for brightening up my gloomy day ^_^.  Love ya!

Your chance to save me…

So lately I’ve been auditioning my voice acting talent to different animations and the sort only to be turned away by all of them.

You know how it goes, “Something you do, someone else can do better.”

Usually this doesn’t bug me but with no response and even on this tumblr no one is messaging me, I get the feeling like people are trying to hint to me to ‘give up.’

Instead of completely stopping what I do, I wanted to give y’all a chance to speak up.  I’m talking brutal honesty here, not pity.

Do you think I have potential to be a voice actor or should I move on to something else?

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A Blind Read of The Great Scam - by Nightfreeze (part 5)

(Warning : NSFW Language and not Pony related)

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A Blind Read of The Great Scam - by Nightfreeze (part 4)

(Warning : NSFW Language and not Pony related)

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A Blind Read of The Great Scam - by Nightfreeze (part 3)

(Warning, NSFW Language and not Pony related)

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A Blind Read of The Great Scam - by Nightfreeze (part 2)

(Warning, NSFW Language and not Pony related)

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